Anita Kemer Noch Hotel

The hotel (all inclusive ) is the worst hotel I have ever stayed in. We complained about our room to be upgraded to another to be told I have to pay £30 cash (no card) the room is diabolical, the fridge barley worked and was disgusting, the shower you had a choice of 3rd degree burns or freezing cold. The food was the same every day, I’m sick of chicken. The all inclusive included wine, vodka, gin or larger. On the 4th day we filled up our bottles of water from the machine to find maggots in it, we had been drinking this all week. Staff wise a couple of the young lads was nice. Never again, I will always read the reviews from this point on.

I’m writing this review fresh because I just checked out of this Hotel. First of all the room that they promised was not given to us and we had to live in a 2 squared filthy room filled with dirt on the floors which they never wiped for the upcoming five days that we lived there. There was also cloged showers drains and poor water pressure. The sheets were also dirty and even though it looked like the staff was changing them they were only rearranging the dirty sheets and other orders so the dirtiness will not show up even though it always did. After we managed to get another room for the last two nights, the room seemed tidier yet there was a cockroach in there. Talking about the food. it was repeating all over the week. The only fun part was when there was a Turkish national holiday they gave us cake. some sauces even had some hairs in them, which afterwards seeing I could not eat more. The scenery was fine but the boys working there were disrupting our relax, by yelling or walking around with pool flooties and hitting them on the floor to make sound. It’s not like we expected five star hotel treatment it’s just that the only people treated very nicely were Russians which had a population of 95% of the Hotel. Either way, if you didn’t not speak the Russian language or Turkish, you could barely manage to speak to the stuff. Every evening there was a dj during dinner, which was very disruptive, because we could barely hear each other over the music. I’m deeply disappointed by the food the cleanliness of the room and the overall appeal to the European tourists. I think for the week but will not be ever returning. Don’t recommend.

I didn't want to give 1 star. This place is disgusting it's dirty. Even a dog from off the street urinated up the wall, wiped his paws on the way out. I wouldn't even keep pigs in it. I've never seen anything like it. it's like a hotel from hell.. we had to transfer to another hotel.. staff are rude and don't help. the management is a joke . We were allocated an 'eco' room, but we're recommended to upgrade to a standard room, hmm, wallpaper peeling off the walls, dirty, and pokey...I'm glad I didn't get to see the eco if that was standard !! Oh , and it was made clear that I must pay for the upgrade by cash only...the next day we arranged another hotel and got out of there, soon was not fast enough, and when I requested that my upgrade fee be refunded in cash, I was told they knew nothing about it and could do nothing. It's quite simple, don't go there !!