Globales Calan Bosch

Globales in Cala’n Bosch was a great choice for us (travelling with a 6yo). Nice kids pool, nice big pool, sea wonderful (only once quite dirty). Food was splendid and we always had enough to choose from. Everyone from the hotel staff super nice and helpful. The hotel aims mainly at Italian and French clients, most of the entartainment is for these tourists, but nothing to mention. Location is also great, Cala’n Bosch is a very pretty little town.

Great location, mediocre everything else (with a side of diesel fumes) Let’s start on a high note: the location is fantastic. The hotel sits right across from the stunning Cala Bosch beach — you can go from bed to beach towel in under a minute. Now, the rooms… let’s call them “cozy-modern.” They’re small, but not coffin-small, and look like someone tried to redecorate in the last decade. As for cleanliness — that was a bit of a roulette game. Some days, the room was fine. Other days, we were gifted a lovely layer of beach sand on the floor. Once, after the cleaners "finished," we came back to find our door left unlocked — apparently an open-door policy we weren’t informed about. Staff? A mixed bag. Some were friendly and helpful, others looked like they'd lost a bet and ended up working here. The hotel has two sides: one with a beach view (lucky you!) and one facing the road and a lighthouse (hello, exhaust fumes!). We drew the short straw and got the “diesel deluxe” view. Trucks and buses started arriving before sunrise and kept coming all day — some parked right outside with engines running for ages. One heroic trucker gave us 40 minutes of uninterrupted diesel ambience. And just when you think peace might return, the nearby ice cream café steps in to save the day — by blasting the same monotonous music from 10am to midnight. You can hear it even with the windows closed. It’s not a soundtrack — it’s psychological warfare. Food-wise, the experience ranged from “hmm...” to “what even is this?” Breakfast was the same every single day — no omelettes in sight, just sad, overcooked fried eggs that looked like they’d lost the will to live. Lunch and dinner offered more variety, but not more quality. We suspected the chef might be a performance artist staging a protest through undercooked fish and aggressively salty pancakes. The restaurant itself is too small for the hotel’s size. Meal times felt like a full-contact sport: hunting for a clean table, dodging uncollected dishes, and hovering around empty food trays that stayed empty far too long. The hotel does have parking — in theory. In practice, it was usually full by early evening, unless you were willing to fight a fellow tourist for a spot. Overall, the hotel feels like it’s operating with about half the staff it needs. Great location, but everything else could use a bit of love... or a miracle.

Excellent location and vey clean hotel, but this is not an all inclusive hotel. We specifically booked this hotel as all inclusive for our three young children. We had to pay for ice creams/lollies, crisps and snacks were also not included and the resteraunt did'nt cater for young children, the pool table also had to be paid for at 2 euro per game. The childrens club was not adequate for our young children due to non speaking English reps and could only join in the club if supervised by their parent. On numerous occasions our children were told to go away from the entertainment in the day and during the evening due to language barrier. The day before we were due to come home we found out that there were in fact two reps who spoke perfect English. All in all it has been a very expensive week. Perfect for adults but lacking attention to English children.