Maspalomas Resort by Dunas

**Fantastic Stay at Hotel Maspalomas Resort** Just returned from a week at Hotel Maspalomas Resort and I’m still buzzing from the experience! The *animation team* was hands down the highlight – creative, talented, and genuinely passionate about what they do. They brought so much fun and energy to every activity, from pool games to fantastic evening shows. Plus, they’re multilingual and international, making everyone feel right at home. A special mention to the *White Party* – a spectacular night that had an amazing Amsterdam vibe, with perfect music and atmosphere. It was elegant yet relaxed, a true highlight of my trip. Highly recommend this resort if you want more than just sun and relaxation – you’ll leave with amazing memories and a smile!

Today is my last day of vacation at the hotel and I must say I’m really happy with my stay. The restaurant met my expectations with tasty food and good variety. A big shout-out to the international animation team – with them you simply can’t get bored! During the day there were plenty of fun activities like water polo, yoga, and cocktail-making workshops. I also had the pleasure of joining the night “White Party” by the pool and a bingo night, both full of laughter and great entertainment. Great dancers as well – special thanks to Bartek, who invited us to dance and made us feel so welcome at the hotel

This hotel truly deserves my sincerest praise: it's rocketed straight to the top of my "don't return" list, securing its place with a performance nothing short of memorable. 1) The Culinary "Experience": The restaurant offers a unique take on dining, where the cleanliness of the plates and cutlery leaves so much to be desired, you might wonder if each piece comes with its own personal, sticky patina. It's less about hygiene and more about a tactile adventure. Meanwhile, the staff seem to be locked in a fierce competition for the title of "most entertained by themselves," a contest they're clearly winning, much to the detriment of actual guest service. As for the food selection, "limited" is a generous understatement; it's more of a culinary choose-your-own-adventure where all paths lead to disappointment. And the children's chairs? They look like they've survived multiple food fights and decided to wear their battle scars with pride – truly unwashed. 2) The "All-Inclusive" Paradox: Prepare to be astounded by their innovative interpretation of "all-inclusive." It's an experience where "many things not included" is the actual slogan. Fancy a drink? Chances are, it's extra. Your room boasts a kitchen, but don't expect a kettle or coffee machine – those are premium upgrades, naturally. Towels require a deposit, but replacing them is an additional fee, because who needs fresh towels daily when you can just embrace the damp? And for the ultimate luxury, the in-room safe is, of course, an extra charge. Vegetarians, be warned: your dietary needs are apparently an undiscovered country here. And for those who enjoy knowing what they're eating, the elusive dish labels are either missing entirely or engaged in a thrilling game of musical chairs. 3) The Serene Evening (Not): If you cherish peace and quiet, particularly in the evening, this hotel will challenge your very notion of relaxation. It's a symphony of noise, where enjoying a quiet drink becomes an endurance test against the "extra entertainment." It's so extra, you'll wish for the sweet embrace of silence. Frankly, calling this establishment a 4-star hotel is an insult to actual 4-star hotels, and possibly to stars in general. Perhaps it's 4 stars on a very different, less flattering, scale. In summary, if you're looking for a holiday that redefines "disappointing" with a side of sticky cutlery and hidden fees, this is your paradise. Enjoy!