New Century Hotel Gui'an Guizhou

Quiet and comfortable resort, away from the crowd.

They are trying to get as much money out of you by making you buy extra stuff. First, it is very isolated so the only viable option is to eat the 27USD buffet. The quality of the food is also quite poor with few options. The wifi is atrocious, even with a VPN. It usually only works for 10min per day. It is very unreliable to communicate with it, even by text messages. The pool is big and pretty, but getting there is a pain. You have to buy a swimming cap, which is reasonable, but they also wanted me to buy competitive swimming truck because mine were too baggy. The other sport facilities are very expensive to rent. The hotel room might not be very expensive but they are trying to squeeze all the money you have with the extra stuff.

Twas three days ago, I awoke from my slumber I walked down to get breakfast, and my eyes widened with wonder For sitting before me, a perfect golden brown Delicious potatoes, theres no way i could frown! I picked up my plate, hands trembling with glee A nice hot potato, it was all i did need As I picked it right up, and brought it to my lips I felt strange sensation, like cold ice on my tip My eyes widened with horror, My lips trembled with fear I could sense the presence of evil was near For slipping and sliming, icy cold down my throat Was a lukewarm potato, this isnt a joke My day had been ruined My life has no worth So I climbed to the roof to small windy perch I stand here now, before I end it all, Thinking how they could have prevented my fall Had they just heated up those potatoes for me I wouldnt be tumbling through the gentle morning breeze