The Oyster Smack Inn — 4-Star Luxury Hotel in Burnham-On-Crouch, United Kingdom
★★★★ 4-Star Luxury Hotel

The Oyster Smack Inn

Burnham-On-Crouch  ·  United Kingdom  ·  112 Station Road

4.5 609 guest reviews

About The Oyster Smack Inn — Luxury Boutique Hotel in Burnham-On-Crouch

The Oyster Smack Inn is an exceptional 4-star hotel in Burnham-On-Crouch, United Kingdom. Guests enjoy a distinctive experience combining world-class facilities including bar, parking, restaurant, and more with the personalised warmth that defines great boutique hospitality.

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Guest Reviews 4.5 / 5

Craig Burnham
★★★★★ Jun 2025

A lovely dining room atmosphere with warm & friendly service. The staff were attentive and helpful as 8 of us celebrated an 87th birthday. Loved all the menu and Specials board options, as well as beer/wine selection. Food was fantastic! Thank you for a wonderful dining experience!

stanleyKNIF
★★★★★ Jul 2025

Came here at the beginning of July for a weekend, dog-friendly, getaway to celebrate my 60th and it did not disappoint, absolutely 5 stars across the board. Staff are so friendly and welcoming, and the room was really comfortable and surprisingly spacious. Everything flowed well from the restaurant to the bar, the breakfast area, the room and the carpark. The food is superb, it's definitely all about focusing on taste here. Special mention for the brie, tomato and spinach tart - so tasty, and our mains (which were the rib-eye and the liver and bacon) were both cooked to perfection. Pre-ordered cooked breakfast was a welcome start to the day. Aside from the inn itself, there are some fantastic walks along the water's edge, just minutes away, with a smattering of coastal pubs to stop off at, all seemingly dog-friendly too. Highly recommended and thank you for looking after us.

Kuba SB
★★★★☆ Aug 2025

Lovely hotel with warm staff and beautiful food! Try the restaurant for lunch or dinner - you won't regret it. Would have given 5 stars but the room, which was comfortable and pleasant, was nothing special.